Lighter side of debt

January 25, 2010

One day, the Pastor sees Matthew walking slowly out of Church. Matthew is dejected, disheveled and looks terrible. "Matthew," asked the Pastor, "what’s the matter?" "Well, Pastor, my business is shot, I’m losing my house and my wife says she is going to leave me and take the kids if I don’t straighten things out. I just don’t know what to do." "Matthew, find the answer in the Bible," the Pastor replied. And Matthew left.

Four months later, the Pastor sees Matthew coming out of Church, only this time, he’s smiling, wearing a nice suit, and lighting a cigar.

"Matthew, you look great! Did you follow my advice?" "I did. I went home that day and decided to open the Bible and to follow the advice I saw. So I opened the Bible and the first phrase I saw said: Matthew Chapter 7."

Here is a funny answering machine message:

"Sorry, Chris and Ashley aren’t here right now. Please leave your name and number after the tone. If you are calling regarding an outstanding debt, please leave your message before the tone."

Finally, the video below is from Tim Clue, a very funny and talented entertainer, who gives his unique perspective on credit card debt. Many thanks to Tim for his permission to use this clip. Check out more of Tim’s videos at his website.

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